It's your birthday this coming Monday and your mummy here has not thought of where to bring you. What to do. This mummy has been bad.
As the chain of events unfolded this past few days, it got me thinking about the lack of attention that I have given you. I am so sorry.
I know how tolerant you have been for the past 3 years to have your personal space 'invaded' by the number of other dogs. And I also know that the numbers have been mounting. But I thank you for your patience. And I also thank my lucky stars to have found you 5 years ago.
Mummy really got to think of where to bring you and your brother and sister to go this weekend.
Milo has been a great boy. You owe him a lot, my dear. He is not looking for day of happiness with you. He will want something more permanently...hint! hint!